tech-radar Pirate Operations Radar — Q2 1718
rings
Full Sail
Trial Run
Spyglass
Davy Jones
Tactics quadrant: top-right
Ambush at Dawn ring: Full Sail, trend: stable
Our most reliable boarding tactic. **90% success rate** when
approaching from the east with the sun behind us.
- Crew morale peaks at dawn — grog hasn't worn off yet
- Reduced cannon fire needed: *3 volleys* vs 8 at midday
- See [battle log](https://wiki.pirates.example/dawn-ambush)
Boarding Parties ring: Full Sail, trend: stable
Standard 20-man teams equipped with **cutlasses**, *grappling hooks*,
and smoke pots. Training regimen updated after the *Tortuga Incident*.
Decoy Flags ring: Trial Run, trend: up
Flying false colours until within cannon range. Early results
are promising — merchant ships drop anchor **40% more often**
when they see a Dutch East India flag.
- Works best in *foggy conditions*
- Risk: Royal Navy ships sometimes call the bluff
Smoke Screens ring: Trial Run, trend: new
Burning wet straw and tar barrels on approach. Visibility drops to
**under 10 metres** — perfect for sneaking alongside.
Kraken Diplomacy ring: Spyglass, trend: new
Exploring alliances with *sea monsters*. Negotiations ongoing
but the Kraken's demands are... unreasonable.
- Wants **50% of all treasure** plus exclusive fishing rights
- Communication barrier: only speaks in bubbles
Night Raids ring: Trial Run, trend: up
Blackened sails and muffled oars. Three successful raids on
*sleeping harbours* this quarter. Key constraint: **no moonlight**.
Ramming ring: Davy Jones, trend: down
Costs more in hull repairs than it's worth. The *HMS Splinter*
incident of 1716 proved this conclusively.
Vessels quadrant: top-left
Brigantine ring: Full Sail, trend: stable
Our workhorse. Fast, manoeuvrable, carries **18 cannons**.
- Crew capacity: 100 pirates
- Top speed: *11 knots* in fair wind
- Draft shallow enough for **coastal ambushes**
Sloop ring: Full Sail, trend: up
Fastest ship in the fleet. Only **6 cannons** but can outrun
anything the Royal Navy sends. Perfect for *reconnaissance*
and courier runs between hideouts.
War Galleon ring: Trial Run, trend: up
Captured from the Spanish fleet. Massive firepower but
**slow to turn** — best for convoy raids, not chases.
- 42 cannons across *three gun decks*
- Requires 200+ crew to operate effectively
- Ongoing hull repairs from [Battle of Nassau](https://wiki.pirates.example/nassau)
Frigate ring: Spyglass, trend: new
Intercepted blueprints from a *British shipyard*. Could be our
next flagship if we can find enough **seasoned carpenters**.
Junk Rig ring: Spyglass, trend: new
Far Eastern design with **battened sails** — easier to handle
in storms and requires *fewer crew*. Trader Wong demonstrated
one in Macao harbour.
Longboat ring: Davy Jones, trend: down
Too slow, too small, too leaky. Last three longboat missions
ended in **catastrophic sinkings**. Retired from active duty.
Plunder Targets quadrant: bottom-left
Merchant Convoys ring: Full Sail, trend: stable
Core revenue stream — **78% of total plunder**. East India
Company ships running the spice route remain most lucrative.
- Average haul: *4,200 doubloons* per convoy
- Best intercepted near the [Windward Passage](https://wiki.pirates.example/windward)
- Seasonal peak: July–September during *monsoon trade runs*
Spanish Treasure Fleets ring: Full Sail, trend: stable
The **crown jewels** of piracy. Annual fleet carries gold,
silver, and emeralds from the New World. Requires *coordinated
multi-ship ambush* but one raid funds operations for a year.
Port Raids ring: Trial Run, trend: up
Shifting from sea-only operations. The raid on *Port-de-Paix*
yielded **12,000 doubloons** and a warehouse of rum.
Rival Pirates ring: Trial Run, trend: new
Controversial but profitable. Blackbeard's crew carries
**more gold** than most merchants. Ethics committee (the parrot)
has filed an objection.
Royal Treasury Ships ring: Spyglass, trend: new
High risk, astronomical reward. Requires:
- Inside information from *corrupt harbourmasters*
- At least **3 allied ships** for the blockade
- A really good escape plan
Whaling Ships ring: Spyglass, trend: stable
Moderate value — whale oil fetches **decent prices** in European
markets. But the ships fight back *hard*.
Fishing Villages ring: Davy Jones, trend: down
Terrible ROI and **bad for reputation**. The parrot union
filed a formal complaint. We're pirates, not bullies.
Crew Welfare quadrant: bottom-right
Grog Rations ring: Full Sail, trend: stable
Non-negotiable. Cutting grog rations caused the *Great Mutiny
of 1716*. Current allocation: **2 pints per day** per pirate.
- Premium rum reserved for post-battle celebrations
- Watered grog for the night watch (safety first)
Code of Conduct ring: Full Sail, trend: stable
Our **Articles of Agreement** — fair share of plunder, compensation
for injuries, voting rights on major decisions. *Democracy at sea.*
Sea Shanty Program ring: Trial Run, trend: new
Hired a shanty master from *Liverpool*. Crew productivity up
**25%** during long voyages. Current repertoire:
- "Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum" — *morale boost*
- "What Shall We Do with a Drunken Sailor" — **work efficiency**
- "Haul Away Joe" — anchor duty motivation
Dental Plan ring: Spyglass, trend: up
Exploring options. Most crew down to **4 teeth** on average.
Parley with a Port Royal dentist scheduled for Q3 1718.
- Estimated cost: *3 doubloons per extraction*
- [Tooth census results](https://wiki.pirates.example/dental)
Parrot Companions ring: Full Sail, trend: up
Every pirate deserves a **shoulder companion**. Proven benefits:
- *Scouts* that can spot sails at 3x human range
- Morale boost: crew happiness up **30%**
- Built-in alarm system for surprise attacks
Retirement Fund ring: Spyglass, trend: new
Proposal to set aside **5% of all plunder** for retirement.
Controversial — most pirates don't expect to *live that long*.
Plank Walking ring: Davy Jones, trend: down
Terrible for recruitment and **crew retention**. Modern pirates
prefer *marooning* — at least they get a pistol and a bottle.